Bad Movie Night 05/21/08- Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Sex But Were Afraid To Ask

Hands down this movie is the winner of the longest title for a movie that I've seen for Bad Movie Night. However that is the only way this movie could be considered a winner. The concept of this movie has every potential for hilarity but most of the time just left me scratching my head. If you value your time in the slightest... Do not see this movie! It's not funny, it's not clever, it's not good enough for Bad Movie Night.

The movie was seperated into "funny" scenarios that involved certain questions about sex. The scenarioes then decided not to adress the question in the slightest. Any movie that is endorsed to me by: "there is a giant boob roaming the countryside."... should be good. Well... it wasn't. The movie was so slow that I almost felt like falling asleep. This is the kind of movie that has potential if someone who was actually good did it. Though I was under the impression that Woody Allen wasn't that bad.

Blood: Not really any blood.

Babes: There were a few relatively attractive women. And a 20 foot tall killer boob! Who apparently kills people through lactating.

Baddie: The closest thing to a baddie would be a crazed sex therapist. *sigh* And the 20 foot boob that he created.

Boom: There was a few explosions...

Bad Acting: Oh Goodness... there was plenty of bad acting to make fun of.

Overall Rating: 0/10