Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Movies that make Little Zee squee!

Although this movie was made in 1999, I just now got around to seeing it. I had heard a lot about it, seen it referenced EVERYWHERE, from V for Vendetta to Epic Movie, but before I get too much into it, this is the summary from IMDB:

Irish brothers Connor & Murphy McManus live and work in Boston. Feeling that God's will to rid Earth from all human Evil was given to them as a mission, they set out to do their divine deed. A public outcry is never heard, and even FBI agent Paul Smecker, who follows their trace of bloodshed, admits that the boys are doing exactly what he secretly always has wished to happen. Risking their lives for their beliefs of Veritas (truth) and Aequitas (justice), the Boondock Saints are hyped by the public, for they are doing good, which only few dare to admit.

Now, I'm not one for Religion, but this movie makes me want to be Catholic. The way right before they kill someone they say the little prayer right before they kill is so amazing! I wish I had their moves, because they have some killer ones. (No pun intended.)
It's a movie that has a lot of sick comedy, funny comedy, AWESOME comedy, bad things happening to bad people, and so on so forth. I really recommend this movie to any one that has vision. (If you don't, I'm sorry, I don't mean to offend you.)
Hope you check it out!
(And sorry to take so long to write another entry, I'll try to get better at it.)

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Friday, August 15, 2008

Little Zee: Journey To The Center Of The Earth IN 3-D!

(Notice it doesn't say Little Zee's Pics)
This movie was awful. It literally made me sick. (Not because it was bad, but because the 3-D made me very, very ill) I don't reccomend seeing it if you're like me, meaning if you get motion sickness, or headaches very easily. I saw it last night, and my head still hurts.
Anyways, about the movie. IT WAS AWFUL! For one thing, it had no story plot. It barely had anything to do with the original novel, and I think if Jules Verne saw it today, he would be so disappointed. (I know I was.)
The movie begins with some random guy being chased by a T-Rex, and then falling in a giant pit of lava. We discover later that that was the main character's brother, and the supporting characters dad. It was super, and I do mean SUPER, cheesy. Awful. Just. Awful. (And I don't usually say that about movies. Usually, I'm nice about them, but this one. No. Just. No.) The only good character in the movie was the T-Rex. AND HE DIDN'T EVEN SHOW UP BUT FOR A FEW SECONDS! I MEAN, WHAT THE HELL?
At the end of the movie, since there were only about 10 people in the theater, I stood up and screamed at the screen, "THAT WAS BAD, AND YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD."
I'm still waiting for the screen's response.
I'm not even going to take the time to get a synopsis of the movie, because it was so bad.
Google it if you want it.

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